~Introductions I~
Rain fell with reckless abandon as he trudged up the all too
slippery street whose sidewalk had become dangerously slick. Wind whipping at
already once styled blond hair continued its assault as Dave continued upward.
His converse shoes had long since become completely soaked, the aged fabric
giving little protection from the harsh elements around him. Crimson eyes
flicked upward for a moment to see a plateau in the road some distance above
him, though he quickly looked back down as the persistent rain somehow slipped
back the reflective surface of his sunglasses.
Dirk had certainly asked a lot of him when he asked Dave to
be a part of his already unpleasant audience. Dave frowned a thin line as he
stepped onto the flat surface of the crossroads before him, his lower leg
muscles already aching from the effort. Dave loathed this rainy city as much as
he loathed his brother, and had he been but a year older, he would have stayed
within the desert-like comforts of Texas those few years past.
Shaded eyes glanced around as he took into consideration his
location. Still ten blocks to go until
I’m at his club Dave thought to himself, and took a sharp left continuing
on his way. Shirking his shoulders high, Dave moved his soaked collar higher
around his neck, trying to break the piercing rain’s assault on his neck, the
precipitation having already bled into his t-shirt underneath. Normally, Dirk
couldn’t care less whether Dave attended the clubs he performed at, though his
elder brother had insisted he come. Not vocally, of course, but through
strategically placed ‘smuppets’ and weapons strewn about his apartment. How
Dirk had gained entry was beyond him, but Dave had long since learned not to
question his ‘ninja ways,’ as Jake had put it. At least I think that’s what he said, English’s accent makes anything
he says almost impossible to understand the soaked blond thought to
himself.
English and Dirk had known one another for many years, and the
two had become intimate a few years past, a fact that still boggled the mind of
the younger Strider, who saw Jake English as nothing more than an eerily
muscled Englishman with a fancy for replica handguns. However, Dave’s thoughts
were abruptly brought to a halt as the driving rain abruptly ceased to batter
his person. His hidden eyes snapped around, only to see an umbrella held above
his head by a slender hand. Following the hand, he found himself peering at a
peculiar young man, no older than he, and what he saw caused a thin frown to
once more appear on his face.
The man holding the umbrella had possibly the most ridiculous
looking hairstyle - if one could call such a mess a hairstyle – Dave had ever
seen. Dark brown, almost black, strands of hair stuck wildly forward and up in
all directions. Underneath their maddened locks was a rather forgettable face.
The young man’s cheekbones sat a regular height, his jawline neither pointed
nor blunt, and his skin was relatively free of blemishes, other than the
occasional freckle. Conversely, of note were the young man’s eyes, which were a
piercing blue never seen by Dave. They seemed to shine behind a pair of
rectangular, black framed glasses even in the dull, grey light of this
particular evening.
Without realising it, Dave had stopped walking and was simply
staring at the young man before him, who seemed to just look generally confused
at Dave. “You know, most people say thank you when someone covers their soaked
ass with an umbrella.” As the young man spoke, Dave took note of two rather
ridiculous front teeth which protruded - buck teeth, that saying seemed to come
to mind. “Mhm. They often do. Though that shit’s kinda ridiculous.” Dave spoke
evenly, keeping his tone completely devoid of any emotion. Though his response
only seemed to confuse the other further. Dave turned his gaze away from the
strange young man, and began walking once more, stepping back into the rain.
“W-wait!” The odd young man called after him, jogging up to him and placing his
umbrella over Dave once more, stopping the rain with the repetitive patter of
rain on the fabric surface of the umbrella above him. “Where’re you going?” He
asked, keeping his strides long to keep up with the taller Dave.
Dave let off an inaudible sigh of annoyance, and didn’t look
over at him, and continued walking in silence for a moment. If he didn’t tell
him, he’d just keep pestering him where,
and that sounds just awful to Dave. Though at the same time, if he did tell him
where, he’d probably be followed by this annoying guy. Shit, looks like I’m damned no matter what Dave mentally grumbled.
Looking over at him, Dave sound those piercing azure orbs studying him. Eugh, can’t this damn kid take a hint?
Dave complained silently.
“Timaetus Testified.” Dave said grudgingly. Though this
answer only seemed to egg on the infernal game of twenty questions this
strange, glasses wearing - dork, Dave
decided was an apt name for this young man - dork wanted to play. “No way, I’m
going there myself!” The annoying dork
chirped eagerly. Dave let out an audible groan, it was after all quite ironic
to express your annoyance even if you typically did not express anything, “Of
course you are.” Dave said evenly. Though his dismissive answers didn’t seem to
dissuade the dork. “I am! My friend
tells me this rad” – rad? Who the hell
uses the word rad anymore? Dave thought to himself, bewildered at this
kid’s lack of social dexterity – “DJ is playing there, Dirk Strider.”
Dave could feel his irritation growing inside of him like a
plague on an entirely expendable village of idiots. God, this guy was so
irritatingly cheery it made Dave want to just vomit. “Yep, Dirk Strider is
playing there.” Dave drawled boredly; he wasn’t about to reveal that Dirk
Strider was his intolerable older brother; that would only draw out more
questions from this plucky bugger. “I’ve never been to a place like this - a DJ
club – before. It’s exciting, I have to say. What do you do? Do you know? You
seem like a cool guy, and so-“ Dave had stopped listening some time ago, though
his total lack of interest and attention was either too subtle to be noticed or
this damnedable guy was too thick to get the hint.
“- So I think – wait, I never introduced myself, did I?” He
gave a nervous chuckle, “I’m John. John Egbert. Nice to meet you!” John
abruptly let go of his umbrella, sticking out his hand. A hardly surprised Dave
caught the umbrella mid fall, and promptly ignored the hand sticking out to be
shaken. “You’re also an idiot. Though names seem to help us make judgements,”
Dave decided to speak a few more words. How dreadfully ironic of him, it was
borderline uncool. Though John just seemed to stare at him, eagerly awaiting
something – “It’s Dave.” The blond said simply. Well, he’s not going away, I may as well ensure that he doesn’t return
to bother me again. “So Dave, why’re you wearing those sunglasses? It’s
rainy and cloudy out.” John chirped. Well,
that was an obvious question, Dave gave a slight shrug and spoke again,
though was quickly growing bored of answering John’s incessant questioning,
“Because I’m just that cool.” Hoping this response would finally shut John up,
Dave was once again, let down by his own unrealistic expectations.
John continued trudging through the now pooling street as
they reached their destination. “You’re pretty cool, yeah, but the true measure
of one’s coolness is factored by their ability to pull pranks” John declares
proudly, which causes Dave to raise an eyebrow in belief. Is this kid for real? Eugh, he is the pinnacle of uncool… “That is
quite possibly the most uncool thing I have ever heard anyone ever say ever.”
Dave announces, a little bit of disbelief escaping into his normally neutral
tones. The two turned toward a rather unremarkable row home whose only
distinguishing figure was the flashing of colourful lights behind drapes in the
windows.
The building itself was three stories tall, and had bay
windows stretching roughly a quarter of the house in the same place on each
level. Its siding was a dull, faded blue, and the door to the main level was a
scuffed and filthy excuse of a white storm door. “You’re just jealous – I’m the
master prankster, you know. None have ever bested me since as long as I’ve
lived! But it looks like we’re here. I can’t wait! This is gonna be so cool, right Dave?” John said in his
typical inquisitive tone. Dave could tell that this was going to be a long
night.
A long night, indeed.
~
Roughly an hour had
passed since Dave had entered the all-too-cramped pseudo-home, and thankfully
he had freed himself of the annoyingly chipper presence of John. Though, being
alone he found was little better. Dirk’s ever sadistic legacy of ruining Dave’s
nights out had evidently not ebbed as he found that his brother had put out
enough liquor to kill a commune and thanks to it, every whore whose legs
weren’t bowed from too much indiscriminate sex with all the random, equally
drunk, males.
To Dirk’s credit, when he was at the turntables, he was a
legend, though away from them, he was simply a creepy near-thirty year old with
a fetish for smuppets and swords. But his fans thought that was ironically cool, a mix that only a
Strider would dare use in Dave’s mind, and that was that. The main floor of the
row home had been completely opened up, other than a few loadbearing posts
scattered evenly through the place. The turntable station had been set up on a
folding table right next to the doorway, in front of the window, where Dirk
stood, back to the bay window. Before him, the entirety of the main floor moved
and writhed with dancing bodies as the bass flooded the narrow area. Dave sat
at the poor excuse for a kitchen island, facing away from the enragingly
complex and well-constructed beats of his brother’s making.
Idly sipping at a cheap beer his brother had no doubt
blackmailed from someone, Dave pointedly ignored those around him, and was
thankfully left alone for his efforts. Girls and women alike came up to him
often enough, though a few sarcastic words dispatched them with ease, though
however it was a newcomer that brought nothing but ill tidings for Dave. John
sauntered up, face flushed with intoxication, and a dumb grin stretching across
his equally dumb face, at least in Dave’s opinion. The somewhat inebriated John
took a seat on the once empty stool next to the sullen blond and continued
grinning at Dave. “C’mon, Dave! Don’t you want to dance or something? Dirk’s really good at this. I don’t know this
kind of music, but even I can tell it’s awesome!”
Dave groaned aloud, though such was thankfully lost in the
cacophony of noise around them. “That would be terribly uncool, John. And I
assure you, this isn’t that great”
Dave lied. He knew Dirk’s skills were beyond questioning, but he’d never give
the smuppet obsessed freak the satisfaction of knowing that Dave had admitted
it to someone. Though Dave’s thoughts were abruptly and rudely interrupted as
the music stopped, and the crowd subsequently fell silent as well. The whine of
a microphone being plugged into the speaker system sounded and a few people
subsequently whined. Dirk’s condescending and bassey voice echoed through the
room; “I hear we’ve got a real honour
here, ladies and gentlemen! My dear Jake English tells me that we have none
other than my little bro Dave Strider in the audience!” Dave spun around on his
stool, his eyes practically ablaze with hatred, and his eyebrows were knitted
in fury as he met the equally hidden gaze of Dirk, better known to him as Bro.
Dirk flourished a sculpted arm toward Dave, and the younger
Strider could practically feel how amused Bro was through those ridiculously
shaped shades and equally ridiculous hair. “C’mon, little bro! Come up here and
spin something rad for these fine people.” Dirk was interrupted by the
all-too-British cheering of Jake English, who stood just off to the side. Jake
raised a clenched fist into the air, his brown air pushed back with another as
he shouted with his annoyingly earnest heart; “Dave! Dave! Dave! Dave!” And on
and on. Worse yet, Jake was joined in by the rest of the pseudo-club. Though it
was John that caught Dave’s attention. The dorky brunet just nodded his head
eagerly, and spoke, though his words were lost in the commotion.
Thanking himself for the concealing effect of his shades, he slipped
off his stool and walked toward Dirk, deciding not to give him the satisfaction
of seeing Dave storm out like a petulant child. The crowd parted as he strode
through the area left between the two waves of people and took his place behind
the tables. As Dirk stepped aside, Dave hissed “I’ll get you for this, Bro.”
Though Dirk only smirked condescendingly and said calmly “I’m sure you’ll try.”
Dirk sauntered off to the side where Jake gave him two ridiculous thumbs up and
Dave sighed. He wasn’t new to performing like this; he just didn’t like to be
put on the spot, least of all by his shithead of an older brother.
Eyeing his brother’s playlist on his
laptop that he evidently intended to mix, he decided to simply go all out and
wow the audience so that they’d be impressed enough to make him leave. With a
few taps of the touchpad on Bro’s laptop, he started up the song. Long, narrow
fingers placed on the two turntables readily at hand, he took a deep breath,
and, as Bro always says, ‘let the sick beats flow.’
~
Dirk folded his strong arms over his chest, a small smirk
coming to form on his lips. Jake’s strong hand was placed on his far hip
passively, and the two observed Dave expertly mix the song at hand, his
audience dancing without reprieve to his ministrations. “Well, he learned from
the best, he should be this good, if not better.” Dirk said, a smirk still
plastered on his face. Though his cocky words only brought a chuckle from Jake.
“You cocky blaggard, be proud of him!” Jake’s chuckling dying down to a snicker
as he watched Dave, “He really is good, you know. A shame he takes after your
father with that temper of his, hm?” Dirk stiffened at the mention of his
father, though relaxed at the calming touch of Jake’s hand at the base of his
spine.
Relenting to Jake’s infallible kindness, Dirk nodded. “He
does have that bastard’s temper. But he’s a good kid, I suppose. Even if his
shades are ridiculous looking.” Dirk’s hidden gaze meandered his crowded
pseudo-club to see a peculiar figure sitting at the bar in their kitchen. The
young man had dark brown hair and was wearing a simple blue hoodie and faded
blue jeans. “Is that him, Jake?” Dirk motioned to the seated John Egbert, who
was totally enthralled with Dave’s ministrations. Jake nodded at Dirk’s inquiry
and spoke as well, “Yeah. He came in with Dave. Seems nice enough. But doesn’t
he…?” Jake trailed off, and Dirk nodded, “Yeah he does, doesn’t he? Weird…”
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